Saturday, August 2, 2008

Lambeth Caption Contest 10

Concerns over the state of HMS Communion increased dramatically when the captain began to wear a life preserver everywhere.

please post your own suggested captions!


.....CLIFFORD said...

"15 November 2009

School crossing guard Rowan Williams is being charged in the deaths of three students run over yesterday by a furniture lorry.

Williams, who until last year was the head of the former Church of England and the Anglican Communion, said that while he was the "focus of safety" at the intersection, and had asked the children for a "moment of reflection" about the traffic and to "take a step backward", he had no authority to stop them from crossing."

John said...

No he is a workin'man...

The Village Prelate!

Can Taur, there's no need to soul search.
I said, Can Taur, put yourself in a lurch. _
I said, Can Taur, 'cause you made a new church _
There's no need to be unhappy.

Can Taur there's a place you can go. _
I said, Can Taur, when you're short on your dough. _
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find _
Many ways to have a good time. __
It's fun to stay at the E-CUU-SA. _
It's fun to stay at the E-CUU-SA. __

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the _It's fun to stay at the E-CUU-SA. __

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can b’lieve whatever you feel ...
Can Taur, are you listening to me? _
I said, Can Taur, what do you want to be? _